With all that said, behold: The Year in Florida Man, 2015. Cafe Christmas Offering Designated MIssions Owe No Man Tithes & Offerings. (AP) - Florida officials say they are looking for a hamburglar' who broke into two restaurants, fixed himself some food, and then stole money. We would also be remiss to not extend special thanks to the Twitter account, where many of these stories were found and whose owner goes into the trenches day after day to document Floridian crime, probably at the expense of his or her mental health. (Where are the iguanas in that story? Where are the bath salts?) These are the Florida Men of 2015, the best-in-show, a motley crew united only by geography and an uncanny ability to accomplish very weird, very illegal things.Īll of the following should be treated as allegations and reports, not settled fact. To merely attack an airplane crew because they won't let you vape is not enough to earn you a place here. The Florida Men assembled here have gone above and beyond the call of duty, reaching new frontiers of swamp criminality. The results of ITF tournaments are incorporated into the ATP Ranking, which enables professionals to progress to the ATP Challenger Tour and ATP Tour, and.
They faced possible sentences of between one months and six months. The bar is set even higher for this list, however. Challenged in the Waterloo, IA schools (1992) and Duval County, FL public school. Almost any crime committed on the World's Craziest Peninsula™ has at least one of these features, but a true Florida Man combines a number of them to create an act of delinquency that simply could not have occurred anywhere else. A man threatening folks in a Florida grocery store gets Bush-whacked.Caught on surveillance video, A Bay County Sheriffs deputy is seen walking up behind a man holding a hammer. An authentic Florida Man incident should involve some, if not all, of the following: boneheaded criminal schemes, an outrageous disregard for common decency, unconventional encounters with police, nunchucks, public and/or outlandish sex acts, alligators and/or other reptiles, large-scale robberies of undesirable goods, Tasers, bizarre supernatural beliefs, and of course, rampant drug use. A man in Valrico, Florida is facing a manslaughter charge after deputies say he accidentally shot and killed a woman during an act of foreplay on Sunday.